Miscellaneous: Hurry!

Hurry!

By A.. - 04/06/2011 19:48 - Canada

Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency, and that I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom had ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML

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By agstone - 09/08/2017 23:15

Today, at 2:47 am, my mom woke me up in a panic screaming about smelling gas and the house blowing up. Twenty minutes, two fire trucks, and a traumatized dog later, it was just the neighbors burning their mail. FML

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ASAP

By failedexam - 06/11/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

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You deserved it 6 161

By fire - 15/12/2009 00:00 - United States

Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML

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You deserved it 6 608

To each their own emergency

By Anonymous - 11/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I had to drive my grandmother to the emergency room. I periodically tried to call my parents but neither of them picked up, even when I called the house. We sat there for 6 hours and still no one took her to a room, and no response. Mom finally called back, only to tell me to get her a pack of cigarettes. FML

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You deserved it 76

By Dx - 06/03/2011 07:18 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

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You deserved it 34 895

By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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You deserved it 2 638

By almost_a_pro - 23/04/2015 13:43 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML

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Our house, was a very very very nice house

By Anonymous - 06/03/2020 18:00

Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML

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You deserved it 259

Lost

By Sam - 17/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML

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You deserved it 74

By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 20:58 - United States - Evanston

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

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You deserved it 2 391

JacksonCampbell 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:58

Buy a cow.

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:01

Unless your mother is infirm, I'd say the emergency is that she's a lazy and entitled old bat.

Comments

zembof 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:35

I'd do the same thing if I was outta shmegs

olderthanme 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:40

you still live with your mom :O

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 5 June 2011 5:16

That sucks, but lesson learned. Next time ignore it

jenauk10 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 5:32

Gee that sounds a lot like a plot line from the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous. Too lame to come up with an original FML?

CJShults 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 5:50

nice combo

miss_fab 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 6:05

is ur mom that lazy 

fyl12345678901 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 6:07

whole milk or 2%

fyl12345678901 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 6:07

whole milk or 2%

julianne8174 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 6:11

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!that's DEFINITELY an "emergency" bahahahahahahahahahahaha wow y'all are KILLING ME..... :3