Sex, Embarrassing, Drunk and Intimacy: Tense dinner

Tense dinner

By bittenbyadonkey - 28/01/2011 17:23 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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Bad game

By Dick the Greater - 25/10/2013 22:08

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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Meet the family

By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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Dad jokes!

By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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By Oh God - 24/05/2018 06:00

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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poopystick 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:13

I would love to call that woman my mother

InBetweenDreams 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:15

Your mom has problems. Seriously, do parents always have to be so embarrassing?

Comments

urdirtyolduncle 15

Friday 28 January 2011 23:09

lolll

poopystick 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:13

I would love to call that woman my mother

Doortje 29

Friday 28 January 2011 23:14

Never ever invite your boyfriend over again : or lock your mother in the basement when you do. Damn that must've been embarrassing..

ak7477 9

Friday 28 January 2011 23:15

O_O....at least she's interested in your life

Synaaron 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:15

ROFL what was his response?

pimpedout900 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:25

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sduhamel 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:15

that's hot. where's the fml?

ktrobinson 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:48

haha

InBetweenDreams 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:15

Your mom has problems. Seriously, do parents always have to be so embarrassing?

JennaMason 6

Sunday 30 January 2011 1:19

Exactly. Why would her mom even ask that? That's disgusting.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:18

Ik like seriously.

SadinSherman 16

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:51

She was under the influence of alcohol.

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:16

Woah! that must have been awkward! fyl hope your bf didn't answer her questions or it would have gotten even weirder!!

WiseGuy79 14

Friday 28 January 2011 23:17

Now that's a caring mom Did she give him some pointers to help him out? lol

BoCo_fml 9

Friday 28 January 2011 23:18

Hide the liquor from your Mom next time. By the way, what was his answer? Are you good in bed? Does he like going down on you? Enquiring minds want to know.