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By FML Videos - 20/09/2018 00:30

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corrupteddevil 12

Thursday 20 September 2018 2:51

This might be the first example of a literal "dick move."

real life problems 26

Thursday 20 September 2018 1:07

Impressive. There was actually some thought behind all that.

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real life problems 26

Thursday 20 September 2018 1:07

Impressive. There was actually some thought behind all that.

corrupteddevil 12

Thursday 20 September 2018 2:51

This might be the first example of a literal "dick move."

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 20 September 2018 4:33

Art teacher: "No pubic hair, testicles seem to reside out of their scrotum, no meatus, and the urine or ejaculate seems to be leaving the penis fairly sporadically. C-, for the effort."

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Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML

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Today, I had a giant Scantron test. After putting 10 answers, I noticed every single answer was A. I got freaked out and started putting random answers. Turns out every answer on the test was A. I failed. FML

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Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said, "Look who finally decided to come to work!" His response was, "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML

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Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Today, I had what I thought would be an important (and formal) interview. Not only did I turn up completely overdressed, the man who was interviewing me arrived 30 minutes late. To top it all off, I was so distracted by his mysterious total lack of eyebrows that I forgot everything I had to say. FML

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