I don't belong here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 981
You deserved it 8 899

Top comments

Please share with us what you said and we can all use it!!!!

I once spoke to a telemarketer, and the whole time I just kept going "choo choo choo", until he asked me if I was ok. I then proceeded to cry and called him a bad man for making fun of me. lol

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I'm not seeing a downside here OP. You were able to make a telemarketer leave you alone without any real effort. I usually have to pretend that I have Tourette's syndrome, or that the telemarketer called a gay phone sex line just to get them to leave me alone! If that doesn't work, then I really have to get creative. :/

you deserve it! creepers are weird. I worked for a market research firm for over a year and there was plenty of weirdos I hung up on!

FYL- N/A. This is more like a win unless you are so weird and/or lonely enough to want to talk to a telemarketer. YDI- You are so weird that someone that is trying their best to sell you a product hung up on you. Good job, now tell us how you did it OP. Some methods I use: 1)Make them think they have called a phone sex line. 2)Advertise to them about the stuff that you want to sell. 3)Haggle down the price to $0.00 to whatever they're selling. If it fails, demand to talk to their supervisor and complain how bad of a service it was. Any other ideas?

Gundamu 0

Huh. You'd think this would be a good thing...

being a telemarketer I imagine you were just going to hang up on him sooner or later anyway. trust me people, we hate our job as much as you do.

secretvampire13 0

WIN! lol good way to get rid of them i guess

they aren't allowed to hang up on you, you know that right?