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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML
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LittleMissNaught 0

Please share with us what you said and we can all use it!!!!

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mycookiezz 0

I once spoke to a telemarketer, and the whole time I just kept going "choo choo choo", until he asked me if I was ok. I then proceeded to cry and called him a bad man for making fun of me. lol

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hockeyplayer82 0

hahahaha that's sad

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hockeyplayer82 0

but look at the bright side, you don't have to deal with telemarketers if you can do that everytime they call

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mycookiezz 0

I once spoke to a telemarketer, and the whole time I just kept going "choo choo choo", until he asked me if I was ok. I then proceeded to cry and called him a bad man for making fun of me. lol

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lollipopXx 0

hockeyplayer86, I like your picture.... it's cool :)

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jewban 3

i say ****** up shit to telemarketers LOL

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hockeyplayer82 0

I like it too(obviously lol)

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GreatGeak 8

dude, as telemarketers we love that (or at least I do). it's something new. it's common for people to yell at us.

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cmabrey07 0

Wish my telemarketers would gang up on me!

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pink_mess 0

that's good tho atleast you won't have to listen to them ask u pointless questins

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livlafluv100 2

the world turned upside down all of a sudden...

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tiggerdoc 14

I always match them question for question with my own stupid questions... I answer theirs then fire off..... " what was the largest motor ever offered in the Chevrolet Corvette?" Then maybe "what movie won best picture in 1976?" LOL

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crksNcstls503 0

if you can't tell what kinda car it is then you don't know shit about cars plus it'll forsure beat your piece of shit bike you got there homie

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Flipflops4ever 0

If u were looking forward to having a nice chat with a telemarketer, u indeed r weird...I guess it is a conundrum if a person hates telemarketers, they're normal for the telemarketer to talk to them, but if the person likes telemarketers they're too weird to continue conversation

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cja101 8

hmm must remember to b weird next time they call

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iltby 3

Spending as little time as possible talking to a telemarketer is always a good thing.

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pennies_lane 6

this isn't a fml. you should be proud! now tell us all what you said so we can say the same :)

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Penguinman909 7

he told them their life story and how they wait for the phone to ring and for it to have a telemarketer on the other end so they can feel a bit less lonely

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pennies_lane 6

oh I see! and then he started breathing heavy into the phone? excellent, i must remember this for next time they call.

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LittleMissNaught 0

Please share with us what you said and we can all use it!!!!

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xVictoriaDreamz 0

You're too cool! They didn't feel they should bother you? :o I wish they would hang up on me.:(

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MissErikaHart 0

ur too young to b talking to them anyways.

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TeenieAmerica 9

@MIssEricaHart She's 17. Not that much younger than you. Get over yourself, hun.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Erika - If her parents weren't home and the phone rang, of course she's old enough to be talking to them. If she's old enough to stay home alone, which, at 17, you are, she's old enough to answer the phone and talk to a telemarketer. It's not illegal to do so and there is no age "limit". Use your head...

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