By oops_i_did_it_againnn - 01/09/2018 09:00 - Canada - Welland

Today, I'm afraid to show my face in church ever again after I farted too hard and shit myself there this past Sunday. I'm the priest. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You need to convert to Buddhism, because now even Jesus can’t look at you with a straight face.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

"Our Father, who fart in Hea... hang on, that's more than just a fart..."

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raven_of_azarath 34

That’s ok. I knocked over a lamp and bulb exploded, and the pastor thought he had been shot.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

It's okay, God forgives you. Besides, it's in the Bible - despise the sin, not the sinner. :D

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Mr_Mole 24

I sense some fabrication. A priest wouldn’t swear.

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PennyLane27 32

Then sings my soul/ my savior God to thee/ how great thou fart/ how great thou fart...

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fabs1171 23

At least you weren’t caught masturbating while yelling that you were only trying to make it big

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Rabite 28

How is this sharting thing still happening?

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