Health, ACAB and Cops: I just have one of those faces

I just have one of those faces

By Anonymous - 17/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML

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You deserved it 244

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By Boyufd - 19/01/2019 12:00

Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even closely fit the description of the suspect. FML

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You deserved it 139

By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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You deserved it 5 067

By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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You deserved it 3 223

No good deed…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 120

You deserved it 4 281

Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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You deserved it 2 845

Slammer

By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 01:14 - Netherlands

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 290

You deserved it 3 800

Friendly fire

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 04:00

Today, I tried to walk past chuds fighting in the street so I could catch my bus, except that when the police were rounding everyone up, I was mistakenly collared as well. To make it worse, some of the chuds claimed I threw the first punch. I just wanted to catch my bus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 023

You deserved it 121

By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 139

You deserved it 3 643

By AntSimo - 19/05/2009 07:46 - South Africa

Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML

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You deserved it 2 968

No one is safe

By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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You deserved it 333

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 June 2018 15:23

You don't choose Thug Life, Thug Life chooses you.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 17 June 2018 15:21

Don't lose hope yet. I hear Michael Jackson found a way to not look like a criminal. ...Alright, I'll show myself out.

Comments

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 17 June 2018 15:21

Don't lose hope yet. I hear Michael Jackson found a way to not look like a criminal. ...Alright, I'll show myself out.

bluhbluhbluh 14

Sunday 17 June 2018 15:22

try wearing a hoodie

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Sunday 17 June 2018 22:24

Amd a baseball cap. And a pair of sunglasses. Congrats! You are now wearing the MCU "I'm just a civilian"-outfit

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 June 2018 15:23

You don't choose Thug Life, Thug Life chooses you.

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 17 June 2018 15:47

It's a long and elaborate prank by your friends. They report suspicious person specifically to look like you whenever you change your outlook.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 17 June 2018 16:05

Yeah, sure, we believe you. Nixon said he wasn't a crook, too.

StagGT 13

Sunday 17 June 2018 16:44

I think A LOT of people are very dedicated to messing with you 😂

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 17 June 2018 16:57

The theater thug from Drake and Josh come to life.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 June 2018 18:19

The solution is so obvious. Put on some tights, a cape and a mask and go around tackling guys that look like you (before you put on the superhero garb.) You're welcome in advance.

Summaria 10

Sunday 17 June 2018 18:22

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to takle anyone even if he fits the description of a criminal. That's why you always call the police. If i were you i'd file charges against them.