Work: I just want to go home

I just want to go home

By Username - 23/11/2010 20:53

Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML

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By Pop_Pies - 03/09/2009 13:27 - Australia

Today, I had been working at the checkout for over five hours. Slightly tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink. He smiled and winked back. When I finished work two hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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Creepy

By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:06

You're going to be eaten up for your wording there, darling!~

ilikethebeatles 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:32

^^sure you did...

Comments

zendaddy0 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:21

lol get off giggety

redsoxgrl824 11

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:46

and until he decides to follow you home.. sucks. I deal with the same problem at work with this one guy every week

shortyshort21 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 17:16

start a conversation with him about that irritating rash you keep seeing when you go to the bathroom.

R34luver 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 17:42

STALK-ERRRR!!! O.o

mollysaysrawr_fml 7

Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:23

ew.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:32

Provided it's unusual for customers to hang around, why wouldn't you involve your boss or go tell him you aren't interested now? You think he's going to take it well after waiting for 6 hours? Do get someone to walk you to your car, though, and make sure you aren't followed on your way home.

zemo999 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:04

No one wants a sugar Daddy anymore???

gumbo45 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:09

6 hours of creepy staring gets you off?

linnie_wesker 20

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:21

There's a way to avoid that... apologize! I used to work at a sandwich shop and if I touched a customer on accident I ALWAYS apologized. Even if it's just your hands touching, some customers will flip a shit. Don't make a big thing out of it, just be like, "Oh, I'm sorry." Then they can't complain that you did it on purpose or think that you were flirting.