Facebook, Ironic and Work: I know that sound

I know that sound

By boredatwork - 29/01/2010 15:33 - Canada

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

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By Double Standard - 12/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Menasha

Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

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Unreasonable

By Tanner_6969 - 11/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boss told me I can't use the computer for entertainment. This coming from the same person who spends hours at a time every day on Facebook and other similar websites. I'm also not allowed to sit down while using the computer, which I use about half of the day. FML

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You deserved it 241

By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 14:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

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Kinda harsh, don't ya think?

By are you kidding me???? - 20/07/2012 04:58 - United States - Chaplin

Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

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You deserved it 1 954

By Needsanewjob - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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By anonymous - 29/03/2012 15:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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You deserved it 2 245

SettoFail 9

Friday 29 January 2010 20:15

this is like how teachers can use cell phones in school but kids can't.

Twinklestar 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:26

You were getting told off for something you really shouldn't have been doing anyway, and then catch your boss doing the exact same thing. That's more of a MLIA.

Comments

uberpwnage 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:59

at least it wasn't ****:)

MissCindy_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:57

ahhhh facebook brings the world together. haha.

mhud2495 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:20

what a hipicrit...

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:46

what a great role model

cmac86 23

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:01

that's why you use your phone!

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:30

Facebook is for old people. And people under the age of 14. Everyone 14-30 should really use myspace. FACEBOOK IS LAME, anyways. Just sayin.

icanfloat12 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:19

more like fyl to the boss

foodlover123 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:41

I love it when bosses do that it's really funny yet stupid at the same time

HOBOJOE117 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:49

#1 isn't cocky he didn't say he has the best body in the world he just said that it was probably better than alot of others. admit it or not America has turned in to a bunch of fatasses and I give props to those who have toned or semi toned bodies at least they want to look nice and get up off of their ass and workout a little