Food, Pizza and Kids: I like what you've done with the place

dang, what, did he wrap it in metal and set civil ware on the food too? must of been interesting to find. new rule, thou shall not touch the microwave!

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 15 August 2015 20:03

civil war in the microwave? I guess the south shall rise again

MrGibbs25 20

Saturday 15 August 2015 20:59

hehe, was hoping somebody would catch that phrasing :)

TubaTba 16

Saturday 15 August 2015 20:09

"When your pizza rolls are done."

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 15 August 2015 20:16

That's why I use the oven...

LadyLuck93 20

Saturday 15 August 2015 20:19

Nothing beats this one time when my 7yr old cousin warmed up a can of Chef Boyardi in the microwave.. man, that was dramatic.

DoomSkuller 28

Saturday 15 August 2015 20:22

How friggin long did he put em in for? good gods...

Tyrez 32

Wednesday 19 August 2015 11:40

12 Minutes... Bahaha!

brandymartinez 2

Saturday 15 August 2015 20:23

at least he was trying to create something

limegreenpoopie 31

Saturday 15 August 2015 20:54

How??

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Today, and for the past month, I've been feeling lightheaded from a breathing problem. I've now been prescribed a medication to help with my anxiety and my breathing issue, which would in turn help stop me from getting so lightheaded. The side effect of said medication: lightheadedness. FML

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Today, my adult daughter was hospitalized for severe fever, diarrhea, and fainting. The doctor couldn't find any cause other than sleep deprivation, because I started making her wake up at 7 am. I’ve never met anyone so ridiculously weak in my entire life. FML

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Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

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Today, I fucked up my schedule on my final semester so bad I need to take a course from a community college at the same time I'm doing a full-time schedule at my university. This doesn't sound bad, but then the only course I could get into is at the same time as one of my university courses. I can't graduate otherwise. FML

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Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML

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Today, I politely asked my friend if she would repay me the £20 she owes me. She shouted at me, called me an insensitive bitch, and refuses to pay me back as apparently she can't afford to. Her holiday to Italy next week begs to differ. FML

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Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

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