Money, Growing old and Miscellaneous: I'll take it

I'll take it

By Not That Old - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 461

You deserved it 6 892

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Emotional

By skyeraven - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 321

You deserved it 4 769

The strangeness of strangers

By Hank Gummyworm - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 522

You deserved it 4 410

What did you just say?

By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 245

You deserved it 26 137

People of Walmart

By drano - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 511

You deserved it 3 384

Cheeky

By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 599

You deserved it 8 454

Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 671

You deserved it 5 305

The argument for fake IDs

By bryans_fresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 195

You deserved it 4 878

Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 015

You deserved it 6 781

Mommy milk time

By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 307

You deserved it 4 119

Thanks!

By RiceSickle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I received the $30 parking pass that I ordered over 4 weeks ago. My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is the last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 264

You deserved it 4 159

lindsaysue 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:08

Take the discount and be happy about it! The poor kid didn't have to give it to you...

colgesuks 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:08

saved yourself 30 cents, 7 years ago that was five sticks of gum... be greatful

Comments

keeks46 12

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:12

Well at least you got a discount

ijnek 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:19

all i can think of is rush hour 3

docscientist 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:33

Why would you have to qualify the kid as pimple-faced, you old hag.

mandalore92 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:36

what kind of place does a 3% discout, what a waste of time

SneakherHead 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:49

El pollo loco reminds me rush hour

glitchedgamer 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:51

30 cents? Damn that place is run by cheapasses.

broomhildo 19

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:45

It's a fast food place, why would you expect a bigger discount?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:14

You got the discount. Whether you're that age or not, you're paying less money. Shut up and take it, and secretly curse the kid for assuming you're older than you are. Or, do something to make yourself look younger. Maybe that grey tone of your hair isn't so flattering after all.

Sticxz 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:15

dude wtf you saved 30 cents be happy ;)

Hockeyboy4280 18

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:15

Maybe he was just trying to be cool? That happens to me all the time, like I'll go into a restaurant and the guy will ask if I'm 14 or under so I can get the kid's discount, I'll say,"No, I'm 15 sir" And they'll smile and give me the discount anyways. I'm prettysure he was just being nice and he probably could tell that you weren't a senior.