Intimacy: I love that for you - FML

I love that for you

By NeedHeadPhone - 30/11/2009 16:51 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 993

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Fight ****

By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 10:00

Spicy

Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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By suckstobeme - 24/03/2010 15:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML

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Doormat blues

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 688

You deserved it 136

By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 486

By ohcrap - 02/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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Top comments

flgirlwguitar 2

Monday 30 November 2009 20:37

This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 30 November 2009 20:05

ewwwwww!

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aguilar09 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 3:36

now thats really gotta suck!

Thecommish 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 5:53

yuck, but not FML. You parents have it good, you should be proud. LOL.

HannyD 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:23

you should've yelled something back they'd be so embarassed, it'd be hilarious.

katiewubsmusic 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:36

You should have walked in masturbating, and say, okay Mom, give it to me, bitch, **** me you *****. And then take a picture of their facial expressions.

mejiiaa 0

Friday 27 May 2011 9:15

wtf

MackenzieAnn17 0

Monday 16 April 2012 23:35

Uhh...no. Not really.

psychoxxxinvader 3

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:47

...Disturbing.

ambyellen 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 3:20

haha, moms need spankings, too! Kids shouldn't have all the fun

kylee10 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:11

ew. ew. ew. ew. djfa;lsdijfoiaewj;foiwejiofj;woe i can't even IMAGINE.

hickchikheather 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:13

that sucksss but dont worry i know exactly how ya feel...

cjHidalgo 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:55

how do u think u were born?

highsheep 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 19:14

YDI for not spank

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Today, I asked my boss if I could take a vacation day for my birthday on Monday. She called to tell me yes, and then told me I'm getting laid off. FML

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Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML

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