Awkward, Thief and Miscellaneous: I'm bad at confrontation

I'm bad at confrontation

By Trippy Penguin - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML

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Top comments

luchie_fml 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:35

well have fun paying for another pair, op next time, grow a pair and speak up!

Battledog5006 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:33

grow a pair pussy

Comments

yusaku02 20

Wednesday 16 March 2011 7:21

There is no reason to remove your glasses in the bathroom. YDI

leearm104 4

Monday 21 March 2011 8:40

damn dude. if I were that much of a pussy I wouldn't be posting about it.

lizliz23 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:45

u sooooooo need 2 grow a pair

gosciola 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 7:48

I too suffer from insomnia. :-(

Lmfaooo101 0

Monday 2 May 2011 21:21

well, your a pussy.

cupcakes729 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:37

why not????

FilleNoir 21

Monday 26 March 2012 18:49

YDI, for being scary

katie345 1

Monday 11 June 2012 5:36

Stick up for yourself and who knows it could have been a pair like yours..

Skateeers 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 9:16

Lmao. why don't you grow a pairrrrr? xD

hurley12 30

Tuesday 29 January 2013 6:53

I'm a girl and I would have called him out on it. Man up

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