Awkward, Thief and Miscellaneous: I'm bad at confrontation - FML

I'm bad at confrontation

By Trippy Penguin - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 181

You deserved it 48 145

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Top comments

luchie_fml 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:35

well have fun paying for another pair, op next time, grow a pair and speak up!

Battledog5006 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:33

grow a pair pussy

Comments

Shazam25 7

Monday 15 July 2013 5:17

We're they prescription glasses or sunglasses? I need to know before voting whether or not you deserve it. If they were sunglasses, the YDI, but if they were prescription, then you don't really deserve it, but you do need to Man Up.

that_person18 4

Monday 20 January 2014 9:38

How do you forget your glasses? Weren't they on your face the whole time?

carbonbasedcynic 17

Tuesday 1 April 2014 6:03

YDI don't let people walk away with your stuff

Rectov 10

Saturday 12 September 2015 20:05

Your fault. Don't keep being like that or obviously people are just gonna walk over you

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 23 October 2022 19:33

How did you forget your glasses? Why were they not on your face???

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