Health, Awkward and Dating: I'm blue dabadi dabada

I'm blue dabadi dabada

By Ricky - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, in order to look nice for a date, I tried the new blue mouthwash that turns plaque blue so you know where to brush. I couldn't get all the blue. FML

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kwbuzz23wk 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:58

never test something right before a date. you never kow how cheap it is and its always hard to get rid of cheaply made things. Just brush well.

xdeliciae 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:00

Isn't that stuff for little kids...?

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dearmeh 10

Monday 31 March 2014 4:51

And that's why you never try a new product right before something important.

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