I'm blue dabadi dabada

By Ricky - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, in order to look nice for a date, I tried the new blue mouthwash that turns plaque blue so you know where to brush. I couldn't get all the blue. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 627
You deserved it 48 244

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kwbuzz23wk 0

never test something right before a date. you never kow how cheap it is and its always hard to get rid of cheaply made things. Just brush well.

Isn't that stuff for little kids...?

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Ah, you're not supposed to do that before going to school, work, anywhere outside of your home, because it stays on your teeth for a while.

WendlaMimii 0

I know this sounds crazy, but next time why don't you just brush your WHOLE MOUTH??

#23 Hahaha i love that episode OP ~ so what'd your date say?

NO ITS FOR FIVE YEAR OLDSwho dont like to brush so shu up ppl syaing its stupid! I never used it but If i ever do I would buy an electric toobrush that can moove so u cet all the CRAP out. and does it taste good?

OK hun that's nasty. Go to the goddamn dentist!

deaditegirl 0

What is with people trying out new hygiene products right before dates? Why don't you try these things other times when nobody will see you or care if it goes wrong?

i tried that stuff, my little brother has it, the plaque turns VERY dark blue, but it still tints the rest of your teeth blue. i thought the same thing but then saw a real spot w/ plaque and was very relieved lol

Kitty34_fml 0

BS. All you do is brush it away. Anywhere you see blue, you brush with toothpaste and it disappears. There's something wrong with you if you honestly couldn't brush it all off.