Cheating and Work: I'm going to make it awkward - FML

I'm going to make it awkward

By Wellthen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired from my job. Not because I don't do a good job but because my boss didn't feel it was appropriate to have an affair with my wife and have to face me everyday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 321

You deserved it 1 532

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NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 28 July 2016 19:11

That seems like something you should talk to HR about.

hellolaina 18

Thursday 28 July 2016 19:09

Get rid of them both, OP. they're both bastards. I'm sorry about your situation

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Diegoba12 16

Saturday 30 July 2016 18:27

1. Speak to HR and/or lawyer (sue). 2. Act like nothing happened, while you secretly file for divorce. 3. Divorce the *****. 4. Go have some times with friends and apply for new jobs.

blackmater12 6

Monday 1 August 2016 13:11

i agree **** you life OP

jvanevery 19

Monday 1 August 2016 23:53

time to start showing up at work everyday with the picket sign that says my boss so and so ****** my wife and when I found out he fired me. HR will love that so will the customers

White19 13

Wednesday 12 July 2017 12:12

Sue for wrongful termination.

dani752 11

Saturday 22 July 2017 3:59

Wtf!??? Asshole

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 August 2023 2:40

Sue for "alienation of affection." Look that up. It could be your route to a financial happy ending. Your silver lining could end up golden.

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Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 530

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Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

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Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 340

You deserved it 2 742

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 158

You deserved it 3 201

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 110

You deserved it 34 280

Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML

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You deserved it 282

Today, seasonal allergies are whooping my ass again. The last time this happened was… only two weeks ago. Even more unfortunately, today also marks the day I discovered that while hot tea does help soothe my poor, inflamed throat, if I drink too much of it without a break, I throw up. FML

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You deserved it 198

Today, my jeep wouldn't start so I opened the hood. I slammed my fingers in my jeep's hood. It latched shut. My hood release was inside the cab, and the jeep was in neutral and on an incline. It started to roll, towards a ditch about 5 yards away. I had to skin my own fingers to get them out. FML

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