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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - York
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - York
That is a perfect time to exercise your 2nd Amendment Rights.
He is in the UK. He should go Robin Hood on Goosey Lucy.
Give them poisoned bread. They are loud, vicious, and shit everywhere. I used to live in a dorm by a nesting area, and hate geese with a passion. If anyone says don 't hurt them, they never had to deal with them .
Use an air horn to scare them away from the door.
Yeah .... feed em then they will leave.... wait.... that may be wrong.
I would attack them back, use high heels, they are exceptionally effective vs geese.
Use an open umbrella to shield your legs n keep moving!
Ask your residence hall to put temporary fencing along the walkway. From the other comments, sounds like the university could re-use the fencing year after year.
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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.
How fowl.