I'm not paid enough for this

By Anonynommer - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Holyoke

Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML
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Top comments

MsConfusedd 27

You ran out of nacho cheese right? If so the customer had good reason to freak out. But if it was over cool ranch they need to reconsider their priorities.

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olpally 32

Sounds like that person needs a treadmill instead of Doritos. FYL op.

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cakefete2 30

OP have you tasted Doritos? Try a bag. I'm sure you'll find this to be a quite reasonable reaction.

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LegolasPrincess 10

Doritos are good, but I think that customer forgot to take their meds.

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cakefete2 30

If that's a play on Doritos Jacked you sir are a genius

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ShakeDisPlace 10

yes, but sadly most people probably won't get it. haha

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SimplySharday 10

Someone needed a Snickers

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walter_jackson 3

Not having Doritos in the vending machine is like not having oxygen in our atmosphere. Doritos are life itself. humanity lies in the bag of the cheese covered tortilla chip.

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rawlings123 17

"Why the **** are there no reeses pieces" Wrokaholics anyone?

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