Dogs, Awkward and Transportation: TMI FML

TMI FML

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 17:36 - Sweden - Kristianstad

Today, while I was waiting for the train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. She took this to mean we were now close enough for her to tell me in detail about her experience so far going through the menopause. FML

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You deserved it 4 451

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By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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You deserved it 2 259

It's not me

By LDF - 25/12/2008 10:30 - France

Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML

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You deserved it 2 022

The disrespect!

By squeezable - 19/06/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML

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You deserved it 6 816

By Jimii Liu - 11/03/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

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You deserved it 3 367

By Anonymous - 16/09/2018 13:00

Today, I was sitting a full bus when a man seated himself next to me. After a few moments, he looked at me and said, "I can smell your vagina, you must be ovulating." I don't know if he was hitting on me or what but I couldn't race out of there fast enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2012 13:53 - Australia - Perth

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

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You deserved it 3 371

By imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

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You deserved it 3 101

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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You deserved it 12 789

allie2590 31

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:13

Don't you just love public transport?

Pandaburr1 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:19

I think you're OVARY-acting

Comments

brainymes 30

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:13

I guess you have a personable appearance? That's a plus!

allie2590 31

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:13

Don't you just love public transport?

ODST_Panda 12

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:15

that's awkward as hell

ghostsoul21 12

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:16

Learning something new every single day!

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:18

Poor dog!!! At least you got away from her!

lord_meloetta 20

Monday 4 August 2014 3:52

What?

Pandaburr1 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:19

I think you're OVARY-acting

Rallred32 20

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:30

I'm not sure how to feel about this pun.

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:32

#13: I'm not sure how to feel about your reply to this pun.

Rallred32 20

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:37

@14 I don't know how to feel about you not knowing how to feel about how I feel about this pun. And to 15; that was uncalled for.

MisterEx 28

Monday 4 August 2014 4:36

#13, #14, #15 - are you guys sure y'all are not going through menopause too?

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 5 August 2014 9:32

Ok, this pun was actually good. Kudos!

Alexismaria 15

Sunday 3 August 2014 23:20

"The menopause" lmao

thevelociraptor 31

Monday 4 August 2014 4:32

I don't know why you are pointing out menopause... It's spelled correctly.

BSnapZ 21

Monday 4 August 2014 4:41

#7 The spelling wasn't the point. The point was the use of the word "the" which made absolutely no sense.

Alexismaria 15

Monday 4 August 2014 4:54

You completely missed the point. When you go through menopause, you don't call it "the menopause" just like when you're on your period, you don't call it "the period".