I'm so hot and lonely

By lonely dreams - 01/01/2013 17:26 - United States - Reno

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Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML
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ICastillo 24

Well your hand will never let you down or cheat on you. It will always be by your side.

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dionhart 4

Jill doesn't disappoint sir she's got all you need and doesn't complain

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tazeegirl 5

Im a girl and I've had more than one dream like that. But mine have more to them than just doing it. Like being walked in on or something like that.

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extos1991 10

you need to get laid like yesterday!!! getting out of bed and off of FML would be a good start.

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Aligator67 12

Well just the other day, I had a dream about some woman inserting a rubber ***** into me. I'm pretty sure I am straight, and definitely a girl.

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an3ph 20

Been there, doing that.

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