I'm so hot and lonely

By lonely dreams - 01/01/2013 17:26 - United States - Reno

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Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML
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ICastillo 24

Well your hand will never let you down or cheat on you. It will always be by your side.

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perdix 29

How can you be out of the game when you can always play with yourself?

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kingsian 15

That's bad business man just bad maybe you should just make your dream a reality

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funnyguy2697 6

if it makes you feel better, i dont even have wet dreams

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, I guess you could always do it and make your dream come true. :D

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gman90210 18

I now how ya feel it sucks. I have tried to and met same women but it always ends being boring cause I don't know how to talk to them past hello and after about 15 minutes they move on.

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WhoSaidDat 10

Damn...that's probably the biggest fml ever posted...no offense bro,but your life sucks

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