MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
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ollie179 21

Well at least he's not saying, "You like that? HUH? DO YA?" "NO! Please stop! AAAAHHHH!" That would be awkward.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Walk in and say "you may like it but I do not"

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wlddog 14

Perhaps moaning in your own room is a little much. Or some other way to compete with him is in order. If those don't shut him up, buy a stereo and blast his out.

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samasara 20

or just leave for a while instead of sitting there and listening to it.

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ZombieSnoopy 9

that or the next time he asks if he likes it just scream "no"

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yoyoforpeace 14

There was a lady who used to get off in the library bathroom...you could hear her say "who's a dirty little *****? You like that?"

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DrShrug 3

Yeah, I wouldn't walk in there to say shit.

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lilhellian 26

22 If you like his comment then thumb it..

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ICastillo 24

Whoa...lilhellian who are you telling him to give a thumbing?

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lilhellian 26

Sorry, I don't even know why I posted that one. Just have'nt been myself lately. Sorry all. Sorry 22.

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Pleonasm 35

I'm sorry, I just can't help it. It's gollum, not golem. I only correct it because if I read your post as is, all I can think of are giant stone creatures, or the pokemon

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Living with Golem (pokemon) would be awesome! Free bodyguard.... but masses of broken furniture too I suppose.

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poccocurantes 7

I was wondering how Judaism fit into the post.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Well, if you're living with Golem, at least you'll know that it's time to ... Rollout.

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MorganBrown 8

This made me laugh uncontrollably lol

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sens3sfailing 24

Anybody wana trade for my graveler then trade the golem back to me? I hate this stupid trade evolution!

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GothickNihilist 15

I wish people would stop using that phrase. It is completely moronic and overused.

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xDropsOfJupiterx 8

You set yourself up to be thumbed down.

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OhzTP 7

Otherwise things could get a little strange... Guy 1: "Do you like that"? Guy 1: "No! Rape! Get our hand off our dick!

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U_GotitDude 18

I also do that...

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

102 do you lick your fingers afterwards aswell? (Referring to his profile pic)

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diceplaya 12

Oh cum on! What a jerk.. He didnt ask you if you liked it? How inconsiderate

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Wishez 12

That was actually one of the worst puns I have ever heard

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theslimshadylp 6

Is he calling himself a dirty *****?

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challan 19

I believe he's asking, who's your Daddy.

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challan 19

I'm kind of wondering if he'll ask himself for the money shot.

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dcats 13

Challan, you seem fluent in bedroom language. *_^

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theslimshadylp 6

I'm your daddy.

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ICastillo 24

Damn if you can hear him literally masturbating, that guy goes freaking hard. The scary thing is he answers himself. I would recommend locking your doors at night

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SailorSTFU 15

Not to sure that locking the door is enough. That's kind of freaky.

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aileen15 15

well I don't wanna use the button thanks for informing me about it :)

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