Awkward and Work: I'm tired

I'm tired

By DramaticSigh - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work, a customer came in. Since I was behind the counter, I asked if she needed help with anything. I've worked there for five years, and I didn't recognize my own boss. FML

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zukinihudini 0

Monday 15 August 2011 11:59

Well at least they know your a good worker

doyers11 0

Monday 15 August 2011 12:01

Great customer service!!!!

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Sophomoric1 13

Monday 15 August 2011 15:56

That's happened to me before as well, but I made much more of an ass of myself. Who doesn't want a badge?

samicna 4

Monday 15 August 2011 18:28

it was a test and you passed good job!

Raheemdplayer 7

Monday 15 August 2011 19:35

Is this because your boss doesn't work in the same area as you do or? That's insane. FYL I think? :S

EmaBella_fml 0

Monday 15 August 2011 20:31

Maybe she hot plastic surgery!

unixdude 9

Monday 15 August 2011 20:38

This isn't a FML. It is more of a "hey everyone I'm an idiot".

hoonyer 17

Monday 15 August 2011 20:53

at least your boss now knows you're helpful to the customers and not just ignore them like some people

delfino1604 24

Monday 15 August 2011 21:10

did you also get fired? -_- dumbass

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Tuesday 16 August 2011 3:32

When my boss comes into work on his day off in regular clothes it takes me a long hard stare to recognize him lol

No_imagination 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 6:28

It's funny when people try to give advice after it's happened. Shame.

fogrunner 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:02

look up PROSOPAGNOSIA = faceblindness.

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