Nice try, Janet

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
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shidaddle 11

Why would you steal a cat and then just leave it in a cage in your garden?

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LynxieLynx 17

I feel bad for the cat. Not only does he/she have a psychotic owner, but this shit had to happen to that poor cat. FHL.

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OptimusVader 23

I don't understand why OP didn't just bring the cage back to their neighbor's yard after the neighbor went home to call the cops.

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jerryj 27

75, what better evidence can there be than a nice little photo of OP holding the caged cat (whether on the neighbour's, or OP's own backyard)? Best would be not to leave any fingerprints behind.

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sirpantselot 22

75, OP wouldn't have known the cops had been called until they arrived.

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daisylokes 16

op, you should install some cameras in your yard to prove that she is a nutcase.

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shidaddle 11

Why would you steal a cat and then just leave it in a cage in your garden?

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NotGabe 28

You might want to reread the FML again.

frizz101 22

I think they mean why would the cops believe OP would steal a cat and leave the caged animal in their garden.

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NotGabe 28

Ah, gotcha. Sorry bout that.

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Gearden 8

1st step: Steal neighbor's cat.2nd step: Put cat in garden. 3rd step: ??? 4th step: Profit.

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iMuffinKat 16

The police probably think he set up some cat trap and caught it, but didn't, know that he caught the cat.

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Spyingcheeseman 8

why put a stolen cat in the open of the backyard??

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meepmerp 20

Because that's what all cat-nappers do

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Durantye 8

Better yet why steal a cat?

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sabrinalynn22 19

I think this FML desperately needs a follow up.

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blueboy154 12

That explains the psycho part.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

Because people totally steal things and then leave them in the open for the neighbor who it was stolen from to see. Makes sense.

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dancinwookie 21

"Everybody was Kung-fu fighting! Ha! Judo chop!" That's what came to mind when I saw your profile picture. *crane position*

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Davalicious 7

your profile pic matches with your comment so well

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dancinwookie 21

Yeah. Because the little Pikachu in a karate outfit couldn't possibly remind someone of a song about Kung-Fu fighting. Next time I'll make sure not to make any pop culture references.

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martin8337 35

Your neighbor needs help, perhaps some time in the rubber room in a straightjacket.

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Welshite 39

"Help"? I'm always happy when they let me into the bouncy room. The straitjacket makes it all the more fun!

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martin8337 35

#13, how do you dial a telephone while wearing a straightjacket? Gave you a thumbs up btw.

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Welshite 39

Same way I'm posting this comment: with my tongue.

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Ki11erC 18

A rubber room? Are padded cells where you're from just bouncy castles?

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warsun 27

Well that's just stupid on her part ._. Would there be a reason your neighbour hates you OP?

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PenguinBitch 43

Atleast she doesn't know you're a vampire.

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warsun 27

And leaves garlic in your back yard

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sunnyray812 42

There's always that one bitch neighbor everyone has. Yours just takes it to the next level.

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ohSNAPyall 26

But why would the neighbor risk her own cat like that? OP could have unlatched the cage and let it escape, for all she knew.

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