By Lisa - 11/12/2018 04:00 - Romania

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Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Cue the **** music: Bow, chicka, bow-bow. And now the toilet threesome begins. “Two Girls, One John.”

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Glowworm56 26

Who the heck thinks making out in a restroom with a complete stranger is romantic?

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Glowworm56 26

Who the heck thinks making out in a restroom with a complete stranger is romantic?

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ThatGuy9679 13

Who implied it was romantic?

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PenguinPal3017 19

Nobody said that it was romantic. Not everything enjoyable has to be romantic!

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Christopher Zeman 1

I wouldn't put it past my ex-wife to do something like that.

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TxKitten79 10

I never understood the appeal of making out in a bathroom at a party. And unless it's in the shower, just gross.

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RichardPencil 30

Cue the **** music: Bow, chicka, bow-bow. And now the toilet threesome begins. “Two Girls, One John.”

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limegreenpoopie 31

He’s an asshole for not telling you he had a girlfriend

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RichardPencil 30

He probably tried, but her tongue was down his throat.

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Tim Carver 9

that's what you took from this? not that it smelled like shit? not that she was sitting on unclean walls or the sink.... the real issue is he had a girlfriend

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chai tea 6

He should have told you!

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smartjaguargurl 17

Plot twist, OP is a dude

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YallDeservedItJk 22

Wow what a douche. Congrats for getting some at a party though. That’s hot

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Nothing says hot hookup like making out in a less than sterile public bathroom.

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