Cars, Awkward and Love: I miss you

I miss you

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:41 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By Anon - 14/11/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

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Nice try

By sweet2u22 - 27/02/2011 02:30 - United States

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

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By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

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By Hopeless - 12/07/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and he was very upset, crying that he had been betrayed. He then began to explain that his friend had slept with his ex-girlfriend. I asked why he was so upset, and he said he still loved her, and really thought they were going to be able to work things out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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My gift is my song and this one's for you

By sadsongstress - 12/08/2009 11:18 - Belgium

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

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justsomgirl 4

Friday 12 November 2010 9:06

Wow. you deserve better.

marleyvk 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:08

Ok honey, dont console him. Him crying over another chick is a sure reason to break up. And... why would he be crying over a fight?

Comments

flbren 0

Friday 12 November 2010 14:57

give him a ********

turboextreme 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:33

ever think you made this happen? maybe his ex ISNT A BITCH.

fmltiligothigh 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:45

he needs to suck it up and be man xp

iSpasticFantasti 14

Friday 12 November 2010 15:46

Oh babe, I was hookin' up in the car, Having fun the best by far. The neighbour came runnin' by, And my girl decided to wave him "hi". That's when I realized... That sweaty man in his shorts, Lost alone in his thoughts, Reminds me of you. Oh, yes it's true, He makes me miss you. o.O Too much time on my hands.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 12 November 2010 19:42

iSpasticFantastic elastic bubble plastic. That was actually pretty good, although a little creepy.

iSpasticFantasti 14

Saturday 13 November 2010 1:39

;) I try.

sherivengeance 3

Friday 12 November 2010 16:06

baaahaaaaa that sucks so bad. let her have him honey, you could do better.

503_person 0

Friday 12 November 2010 16:15

Seriously...run away.Before you try to show him that you're the best girl for him and you do everything for him and take all of his crap cause you're not "her" and two months later you wind up alone and pregnant with his unwanted child and he won't return the texts you send him on the phone you bought him. Not that I'd know or anything.

oldwiseguy 0

Friday 12 November 2010 16:39

He's a freakin loser and you're a loser for listening to him for half an hour. As soon as you heard what he was crying about you should of been outta there!