Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran...

By FangirlMess6 - 24/03/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the happy sacks. FML

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By fhe - 16/04/2012 15:52 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML

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By LetMeOut - 11/11/2013 18:02 - United States - Richmond

Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML

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By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

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By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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sasquatchius 3

Friday 24 March 2017 12:35

She assaulted you, should've called the cops.

pjsr 32

Friday 24 March 2017 13:34

This doesn't seem like the type of 'emergency' that requires you to rush to provide assistance. Perhaps more measured action on your part would have avoided this reaction.

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wrwrestler9 5

Friday 24 March 2017 20:06

NOTE: if the guy was an old man, it's possible you did this not to steal the husband, but just to "Feell like a good person" perhaps. But again, in reality, he did not need your help if the car was parked and both people were outside of the car. A couple weeks ago, I pulled an asian lady from a car that was flipped in a ditch, and actually WAS SMOKING. Now THAT was necessary, and heroic (if I do say so myself). simply getting a dudes shirt out of a door, well, thats more of an ego boost or trying to hit on him, than it actually is doing something noble, no offenseeee.

TaoShaman 24

Friday 24 March 2017 20:20

So nobody is allowed to help people unless it's a life or death situation. It doesn't matter what he looked like. Decent human beings try to help people. He could have been caught in a way that wouldn't be fixed by just opening the door. You accuse the OP of being egotistical or trying to "steal" someone's husband, yet you feel the need to boast about helping a woman out of a burning car. Was she attractive? How do we know you didn't do it just to try to sleep with her? Since you're telling everyone how you're this big "hero" who's better than everyone else. Do you have zero self awareness?