Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the happy sacks. FML

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By rukus - 16/06/2009 03:25 - Canada

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By FangirlMess6 - 24/03/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML

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Nice guy to the rescue

By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 01:59

Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML

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ohfuckk 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:14

After spending months on this site I've come to the conclusion that real life actually is just like an Adam Sandler movie. Or, Adam Sandler writes half of these posts. Anyway, put some ice on that shit.

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:19

Why does everyone on this site deem it necessary to call their balls happy sacks? Soooo lame...

Comments

ohfuckk 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:14

RedJester23 6

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:18

+999999 happy gilmore and his happy sacks aint so happy

soccerfreak878 0

Friday 23 April 2010 22:51

YDI for calling them "happy sacks"

kaliko808at702 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 8:41

happy sacks. epic amounts of awesome sauce that yoda wouldn't be able to describe...

SouthSideGummi 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 10:10

lol @1 that's funny...but op that seriously sucks

zackk5 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 18:34

happy sacks, meaning more than one.

reapfml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:15

no good deed goes unpunished

020266t 5

Monday 29 November 2010 13:02

this is why I never help people...

mbusey 20

Friday 4 May 2012 1:48

Wicked?

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:19

Why does everyone on this site deem it necessary to call their balls happy sacks? Soooo lame...

tarheel22893 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 15:38

I assume that the mods review them before they get posted and they probably change balls to happy sacks

aero_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:45

Automatic YDI for happy sacks. It was awkwardly funny the first time, but this is like the 5th occurrence.

sdroze1389 31

Friday 28 February 2014 4:20

#3. for some unknown reason the mods change anything testicular to happy sacks

xMrAndyTranx 4

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:40

Why does this FML have so many errors?.....

AcesAndEights 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 9:50

Sucks for you, but if it's any consolation she lost her purse.

jloveee 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:10

another happy sacks fml.. YDI for that

hk_fml 9

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:13

Happy sacks again?

wah_face 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:54

guess the sacks aren't so happy anymore

RavensRule97 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 18:13

^^^ such a win

ZleveL 0

Monday 1 February 2010 7:47

we shall now call them sad bags, to spice things up a little

Raiders714 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:22

Damn right on the family jewls LMFAO

gozar_fml 1

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:25

Happy sacks? Do you have more than one scrotum? Freaky.

Tigg3r 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:35

Can people just call them whatever the hell they want? I mean it doesn't really matter does it? This lot is a whole bunch of pricks. OP, FYL and best to put some ice on those.