By DocDog - 24/03/2017 02:00

Today, my grandmother threatened to write me out of her will because I refused to believe that dogs can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre​. FML
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mariekitty 21

Google it. There's actually a video of a dog giving the heimlick manoeuvre

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bakry 19

Well they sorta can, it's called humping

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bakry 19

Well they sorta can, it's called humping

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mariekitty 21

Google it. There's actually a video of a dog giving the heimlick manoeuvre

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mariekitty 21

Google it. There's actually a video of a dog giving the heimlick manoeuvre

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Tripartita 44

Then you'll have to get her whacked before she can change her will. Just make sure there aren't any dogs around to save her f—oh, right, you're a nonbeliever.

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RichardPencil 30

If there's lots of money involved, believe anything the crazy lady says.

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Cali 54

I know it's terrible but I was thinking the same thing...

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Cynical_1 26

I've learned never to argue with old people. Just smile, nod and say "Oh I didn't know that... I'm so glad you shared that with me."

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rivenrock 14

Just pray you didn't inherit the stupid.

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pjsr 32

Nobody likes being called a liar or stupid, including grandma. No soup for you ...or an inheritance. http://www.nbcnews.com/id/17819432/ns/health-pet_health/t/dog-saves-owner-modified-heimlich/

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Goblin182 26

Humor the old bat

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