Painful and Health: I've seen it all

I've seen it all

By gspotter - 14/11/2014 21:58 - Canada - Verdun

Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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Absentmindedly

By Anonymous - 06/09/2022 19:00

Today, I saw some reddish-colored stuff on my finger after wiping my face. I thought it was blood at first, so I smelled it, then licked it, I don't know why the fuck I did that but anyways, I later realized I'd wiped off some of my eyeshadow and frickin ate it. FML

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Let's cook

By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 08:01

Today, I may be permanently blind in one eye after my girlfriend squirted me with sauce during a playful food fight. She basically used the first bottle she could grab without looking, the extra spicy sauce I make myself that requires gloves, goggles and nose plugs while cooking. FML

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You deserved it 547

By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 17:43 - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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Oh gosh

By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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You deserved it 690

Spice up your life!

By Anonymous - 26/01/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to spice up my lunch by adding hot sauce to my sandwich. Little did I know, the hot sauce bottle had a faulty cap, and as I squeezed it, the entire contents shot directly into my eye. Now, not only is my lunch ruined, but I also look like I just auditioned for a role in a tear-jerker movie. FML

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You deserved it 115

By Elizabeth Ann - 02/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was at work for almost two hours today before realizing I had marinara sauce on my face. My coworkers didn’t say anything because I’m really clumsy and they figured it was blood, and therefore not unusual. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland

Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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You deserved it 1 174

By mwja - 26/02/2011 22:59 - France

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 15 November 2014 0:31

Sounds like you should just invest in some permanent goggles

ckerane 16

Saturday 15 November 2014 0:31

I bet your eyes are sore

Comments

DocDrose 20

Saturday 15 November 2014 6:39

wear safety glasses

momac86 17

Saturday 15 November 2014 6:56

Invest in some goggles

Soleia_Grace 15

Saturday 15 November 2014 7:11

I've had the same but with glo-stick that stuff burns. I got pizza and Swedish fish out of though so I guess that's a plus. but I wouldn't recommend it

B1ackthesun 31

Saturday 15 November 2014 8:05

Don't worry op mine includes iodine, wine, and apple cider vinegar... which was the worst pain EVER. My eyes hurt for days!

Soleia_Grace 15

Saturday 15 November 2014 8:27

not sure to up vote or downvote because I feel your pain and don't want to say yay good for you to feel pain or yes I feel sorry for you. So, I just upvoted you because I am sorry for the pain

GentlemanBastard 15

Saturday 15 November 2014 8:21

My worst was rubbing alcohol. That was an awful experience I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy

stewpididiot 11

Saturday 15 November 2014 8:30

Is common sense just not in your vocabulary or were just that sheltered ????sounds like it might be a complete fail on you're parents part....you do know about wiping after pooping,right???

oathkeeper99 31

Saturday 15 November 2014 10:53

On New Year's Eve before I cracked a glow stick to make it light up the way you do, the plastic split and the liquid squirted in my eye. When midnight hit I was still in the bathroom agonisingly trying to get it out. That was a crappy New Years.

mutly98 8

Sunday 16 November 2014 6:04

You know the big huge ones that go on a string? I was laying down messing with it and the whole broke open over my eyes. I was probably about 6, but I never told my parents.