Love: Ice cold break-up

Ice cold break-up

By Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 408

You deserved it 1 769

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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You deserved it 41 769

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By Jeremy - 20/12/2020 23:00

Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 161

You deserved it 77

By pogodrake - 24/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 727

You deserved it 2 863

By khaelian - 10/11/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 454

You deserved it 2 795

By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 897

You deserved it 36 403

By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 166

You deserved it 8 835

By Trapped. - 06/11/2013 02:53 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 966

You deserved it 11 610

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 843

You deserved it 35 732

By michelle91 - 02/12/2009 11:36 - Malaysia

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 129

You deserved it 4 155

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 106

You deserved it 3 664

oj101 33

Thursday 22 November 2012 12:05

That was cruel of her. Is she the Ice Queen by any chance?

perdix 29

Thursday 22 November 2012 14:03

So, the Friend Zone looks a lot like the Penalty Box.

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LexBvl 4

Thursday 22 November 2012 13:22

Look at it this way...there's chance for a pity **** now.

mario2012 18

Thursday 22 November 2012 14:48

No.

doglover100 28

Thursday 22 November 2012 13:23

She sucks.

newbiehere99 6

Thursday 22 November 2012 18:29

He sucks. They suck. We suck. I do not like green eggs and ham.

perdix 29

Thursday 22 November 2012 14:03

So, the Friend Zone looks a lot like the Penalty Box.

Factor_fml 6

Thursday 22 November 2012 14:13

Talk about adding injury to insult.

Vidrill 22

Thursday 22 November 2012 14:33

Well, that's good thinking right there, announcing really bad news in a place full of sharp blades. Sorry you had such a bad day, OP :(

fairymacabre 7

Thursday 22 November 2012 14:39

That'll ruin your whole day.

mario2012 18

Thursday 22 November 2012 14:50

Ya don't say.

dunebro 15

Thursday 22 November 2012 14:40

Winter is coming.

fatlemonjefferso 8

Thursday 22 November 2012 15:29

Not in Australia.

natluna79 5

Thursday 22 November 2012 14:59

You're scarred for life!!

JustAGirlOnFML 11

Thursday 22 November 2012 15:19

Find a girl who will have a good time while ice skating and love you, not break up with you. FYL. She isn't worth it

JSever 9

Thursday 22 November 2012 15:45

Same thing happened to me before, except she pushed me down while ice skating and I busted my chin open and had to get 6 stitches

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