By khaelian - 10/11/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
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BrandonG_fml 0

Horton hears domestic violence.

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green_eyes124 0

Why did her friend bite her? Gosh, all these vampire movies and tv shows have people going crazy! : )

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Snickers369 0

dont you love hospitals?

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green_eyes124 0

Um, I'm a little confused by the second comment.

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Molkerei 0

Then i have no idea. maybe he has a weird hospital fetish

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ChesCanadaEh 0

Comments 1 and 9 have no relation. If 1 felt the need to waste 2 comment spaces he should have made a new post.

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Jojo08_fml 0

obvious the nurse thinks he beat her

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ZUNiBiO 2

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HallowBlue 0

No, they just think he was abusing her.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

bruises and broken bones don't look promising haha but being there for support should show the staff that you aren't bad

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kilbert 0

HAHAAHAAA, you think being there makes him look better?? makes him look worse, like he's sitting there to remind her not to say anything

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jezzibell 0

52 is right... But OP, She had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. WTF???

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Iskaria 0

I had my legs on my friends lap in college two years ago and he just grabbed one and bit (he'd been frustrated all day and I was winding him up) so it can happen lol ^^ it left a nice little ( ) shaped purple bruise!

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jdreiner 11

Cause when you abuse someone you generally stay overnight with them at the hospital???

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sleepallday44 10

So they don't say anything to the nurses

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BrandonG_fml 0

Horton hears domestic violence.

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sexyscooter 0

hahahahaha love that episode!!! that and the one wer its a crack rock! ! ! ! ! ROBOT CHICKEN FTW

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CitizenSnipz 0

That was in Famiy Guy, not Robot Chicken...

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goldiefox 0

Joking dude. I would never want someone to bite me! =P

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Gameguy602 0

79, I do believe you missed a rather well executed pun.

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orangeinstat 0

on the bright side at least your not a criminal...

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allmidnighteyes 10

Liar. You pushed her down the stairs 'cause you found out she was preggers.

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FuckMyEveryth1ng 0

Yay makeshift abortion!

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Lennes 12

Well that's one way to do it.

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green_eyes124 0

Why did her friend bite her? Gosh, all these vampire movies and tv shows have people going crazy! : )

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Molkerei 0

ya... after he said her friend bit her i stopped reading II am more focused on that. Please explain why her friend bit her.

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Kiggerz989 0

Crazy kids these days... <_<

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iVereor 0

blame twilight lol and all these supernatural tv shows. i don't spend my time watching all these annoying shows and movies but yeah kids are turning into vampires now kinda sad

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HaxivX 0

jesus Christ. Biting her leg? You mean a girl on girl leg bite?!

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ChesCanadaEh 0

Where does It say a girl bit his girlfriends leg...? No where, stop making assumptions.

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azhein 0

he had a question mark looks like he was asking if it was

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Gameguy602 0

He used something that is informally known as an "Interrobang". It's meant to be read as a question that is being yelled, as if the person posing the question is surprised and is demanding an answer. There is also a symbol for an interrobang, that looks like and exclamation point and question mark superimposed over each other, I don't think it ever became official.

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antsinmypants199 0

wow. that actually made my life. i want to see the symbol!!!! cuz i do that allllll the time haha

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