Friends and Shopping: IDANÄS IVAR d'you go?

IDANÄS IVAR d'you go?

By Nicole - 03/04/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML

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By BrilsmurfO_O - 06/04/2009 14:12 - Netherlands

Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML

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By slondons - 18/01/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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By vbscb - 07/10/2009 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 12:49

Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML

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By nalathelionqueen - 10/08/2012 22:44 - United States - North Hills

Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML

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By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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Where am I?

By Anonymous - 02/03/2014 05:03 - United States

Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML

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Hangry

By Sad and hungry - 22/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML

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BahahahLOL 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 12:30

I'm pretty sure they didn't just "forget" about you.

Garytt 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 12:29

where did you hide?

Comments

mobius8 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:14

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? 2009 hide and seek champion.

hihi1212 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:19

cutie^^

amchan95 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:54

epic win

hihi1212 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:18

first off who shops at IKEA and second they obviously dont like you. but hey go back in between shelfs and cry!

bevsta 7

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:20

hasn't this been said before?

AmazingLoser 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:36

that happens all the time to me lately I know how you feel.

intotheknight 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:17

*insert generic you must be a child comment here* yeah because that's never been done before.

grdianknight 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:29

something tells me this was a planned thing to get rid of you, or maybe they gave up and just left

gins58 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:43

oh wow sounds fun lol but dnt b such a ninja next time nd they wont 4get u!!!

cudgel1023 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:45

FYI this was definitely planned

kykyshay 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 18:59

um? how old are ya?

seth96 0

Monday 4 April 2011 8:49

are you the girl in this pic?

hochrote 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:02

haha they probably did that to get rid of you. But that sucks.

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