Kids: Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of...

By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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trickiestboss 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:30

You should know that you never hide in the bathtub people always look there. including serial killers.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:28

New rules: if you get punched, you lose!

Comments

ShadowlessSpear 21

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:28

New rules: if you get punched, you lose!

brasiliano 16

Sunday 28 December 2014 21:47

New rules: there are no rules cos ur old rules sucked

mikepzz 27

Monday 29 December 2014 5:32

As well as you're grammar.

coldwar252 13

Monday 29 December 2014 5:46

Your*

Killswitchknot 20

Monday 29 December 2014 5:46

44, that's horribly ironic.

tantanpanda 26

Tuesday 30 December 2014 5:49

"As well as you are grammar". I didn't know that grammar is an entity.

thecouchisalive 20

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:28

Dumb ass

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Sunday 28 December 2014 21:28

Look who's talking

thecouchisalive 20

Monday 29 December 2014 5:45

They are a dumb ass! Who just punches when they're scared?

redstone7693 29

Monday 29 December 2014 7:26

says the 12 year old

trickiestboss 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:30

You should know that you never hide in the bathtub people always look there. including serial killers.

Just_A_Tree 20

Sunday 28 December 2014 20:16

One time, I hid in a chair and nearly won the game. We were playing in the dark and I had a ninja suit on. And I took the stuff off the chair, sat down and put all the stuff on top of me. Needless to say, scared the shit out of the guy searching. I heard him in front of me when he said "It would be kinda freaky if someone was in this chair." (he had passed by me multiple times already) he then lightly kick my shin and screamed "OH SHIT! SOMEONES IN THE CHAIR!" It was pretty satisfying.

aireeahna 23

Monday 29 December 2014 4:46

my question is what do people plan to do when you find a serial killer behind your shower curtain.

trickiestboss 10

Tuesday 30 December 2014 2:18

I don't think there is much of a plan.

CakeFake 16

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:30

Peek-a-boo?

pitapizzaparty 18

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:39

No #4 its hide and seek.

brasiliano 16

Monday 29 December 2014 0:00

#12 isn't peek a boo a hide and seek game played with babies??

CakeFake 16

Monday 29 December 2014 4:16

Clearly you don't understand puns. She peeked into the tub and ended up with a boo boo.

biebahood 15

Monday 29 December 2014 9:50

more like peek-a-BOOM!

AnalAssassin1 14

Monday 29 December 2014 10:31

That was a terrible "pun."

saucyrossi 18

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:30

When I was in elementary school, we played "spank the butt" tag but this brings it to a whole new level!

Exodiafinder687 58

Sunday 28 December 2014 20:11

I used to play that too. Some reason the school janitor always wanted to join in when we played that. I guess he just liked tag.

phoneaddict13 29

Sunday 28 December 2014 22:24

Omg I love your comments #17!! I mean whenever you post. I DON'T stalk you o_O

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 28 December 2014 23:23

I can see why he wanted to join in. Being a janitor can be boring.

xninix_fml 36

Monday 29 December 2014 2:20

I always love reading @17's comments too :)

speakfreely 21

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:31

Omg that's too funny

Chiroptera_Man 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:31

Kids CAN be pretty scary. Why do you think there's so many horror movies with them in it?

xKrisSmoove 21

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:32

Don't worry OP, it's just natural reflexes. It's funny how my ultimate hiding spot is also in the tub. That same punch might be my reaction if someone actually ever finds me.