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Immersive experience

By Stormy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

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By wow, thanks - 18/08/2012 00:39 - United States - Seattle

Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

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You deserved it 2 369

By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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You deserved it 1 890

By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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You deserved it 5 802

By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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You deserved it 10 962

Maybe he's into that...

By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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You deserved it 3 529

By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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You deserved it 2 745

Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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You deserved it 100 382

By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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You deserved it 12 049

By StillDrowsy - 09/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML

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By cinemasaddo - 25/09/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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cheesecakex 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:01

I get really tired in dark places too, probably best to go home and nap as opposed to the cinema.

WCARlover 34

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:02

wow what a waste of money to pay for a movie you didn't even watch

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Igor_g5 0

Monday 20 June 2011 2:22

When I was younger me and my GF fell asleep at a drive-in movie and were awakened by security. We weren't wearing any clothes.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 20 June 2011 4:50

That's an expensive nap.

captainTexas84 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:45

that's one step up from lonely alchoholic

Blackhandles 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:23

Did you get robbed too? Because that would really suck.

TheBigFailer 0

Monday 20 June 2011 7:51

LOL

That0therguy 4

Monday 20 June 2011 8:56

Is it just me, or does that actually sound fun?

butterflyz1961 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:44

Damn, you could have done that at home for free.

unrose 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:01

lol. my dad did this.

mommylover555 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:24

i live in minnesota too!!!

samherbst 1

Friday 24 June 2011 6:14

I have worked in a movie theater and that happens way more often then you think so don't feel bad lol

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Maybe he's into that...

Let's slip out of here

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