IN A RUSH, SORRY

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0

That's love.

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paperfox_fml 0

Your life is ****** because your boyfriend needed a poo when he got off a plane?

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xXHoNoRXx 0

that's not that bad your ******* stupid to submit this

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intrepid00 0

Hey man. When you got to go have to go.

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aquatal 0

grow up. why doN't you tell us what happeNed afterward.

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EFFyourlifecait 0

I like him.

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edamamelurver 0

The OP has obviously never experienced the need to poop while on a plane.

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MrCanoe 5

Well when you gotta shit YOU GOTTA SHIT! this isn't a FML. You don't know pain until you've been holding in a huge shit for several hours

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mary49_fml 0

YDI for thinking life is "like the movies". but thats so funny.

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zachman3334 0

Would you have rather had him ******** himself while he hugged/ spun you? Get over it.

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