Love, Poopoo peepee and Health: IN A RUSH, SORRY

IN A RUSH, SORRY

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 363

You deserved it 7 623

Bad look

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 580

You deserved it 105

By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 329

You deserved it 4 202

By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 844

You deserved it 8 875

By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 178

You deserved it 4 101

By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was seeing my boyfriend for the first time in 3 weeks. I was so excited to see him that I gave him a big hug. He must have been excited to see me too, because he hugged me so tight that he squeezed a fart out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 984

You deserved it 265

By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 669

You deserved it 3 879

By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 422

You deserved it 5 887

By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 039

You deserved it 3 722

Romantic

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 832

You deserved it 54 339

LuckyCharms_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:04

That's love.

paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:15

Your life is ****** because your boyfriend needed a poo when he got off a plane?

Comments

fourzerofour 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:36

Wow... You're an idiot OP. 1) I always try and wait to take a shit until I'm on the ground. 2) I will not 'spin anyone round' because that is dangerous, I'm small, and it might end badly. 3) Not everything is romantic like in the movies. tl:dr: YDI

happyhak 5

Monday 21 December 2009 0:54

#119 and #147, FTW! Seriously, OP, YDI! What? You expect him to shit himself while hugging you??

Gstone5 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:12

come on you have to laugh at this hahaahahahha its the kind of thing that happened to me two weeks ago, when i got home from school my mom expected a hello kiss, but i just ran to the bathroom saying ull get ur kiss after i shit. i never shit in school, i find it nasty :/

L4Dgirl00 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 7:17

lol at least he didn't crap his pants. would you rather kiss someone with shit all over themselves?

newmanlyman3 8

Saturday 16 January 2010 8:11

would you rather he hug u ? you are wasting fml's

bezach 0

Monday 8 February 2010 10:10

it's a commady movie I bet

windfuelsfire 10

Monday 22 March 2010 17:54

hahaha real life is much funnier

kiyaji 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 23:45

that was funny as hell. your misfortune just made my day. i hope that makes you feel better.

anybodyudontnoe 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 14:39

ya well i live in New York. Brooklyn to be exact and ya he probably learned that shit from here everyone in ny says srry i gotta take a shit! and well this is not an fml duh so wat u rather him hug u and shit on u! grow up already im only 11 and gad damn im acting older than u!