In distress

By jdch_99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML
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Big_lama6 7

I'll just throw it out there, I'm sitting on the toilet too as I read this lol

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Pandacupcakelove 26

People really need to be more specific. I hate when I ask a question and only get half an answer... FYL

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native_ug 3

Whew! Now what's tough! Hope you've got lots of air freshener..

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christopherryan 0

I mean don't get me wrong I love my alone time while takin a dump, but thats quite a while

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puplintain 4

Drink more water. The reason yer ******** all over the place is cos yer cells are too dehydrated to fully absorb the antibiotic. True story.

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DocBastard 38

Uh...no. You're spouting more crap than OP. Anyway, I'm not sure anyone should listen to medical advice from someone who says "yer" and "cos".

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Axipiter 24

So antibiotics are absorbed by healthy cells in your body? That's news to me, I'll have to tell any future kids I may have that, they'll be able to impress all their friends with their immense database of knowledge. Don't spout fiction as fact and sound all sure of yourself 29.

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BradTheBrony 19

But wait... why the hell are they dehydrated? Oh, because they have diarrhea, easy. Wait, then why do they have diarrhea? Because they're dehydrated? Because they have diarrhea, because they're dehydrated, because they have diarrhea, because they're dehydrated, because they have diarrhea, be- *head explodes*

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Axipiter 24

Dealing with failed logic is fun. Until your head explodes.

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andyroxs 2

it's not water, it's food. always eat before eating antibiotics or you're In for a good time

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mario2012 18

I just had the sudden urge to have some chocolate milk.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

At least you're losing weight.

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Queen_Cosmos 7

Not really. He'll gain it all back again after he eats. It's kind of like going to a steam room. You lose some weight through sweating, but you gain it all back once you have something to drink.

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