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By u raised him - 10/02/2018 01:30

Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML
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ajh1800 25

And that's when you said "Dont call the cops, call an ambulance cause I'm about to kick his ass!", right?

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manb91uk 22

I think he might have misunderstood the concept of ‘Bank of Mum and Dad’ somewhat don’t you think?

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ajh1800 25

And that's when you said "Dont call the cops, call an ambulance cause I'm about to kick his ass!", right?

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Glowworm56 26

The worse part? It was "Bring Your Kid Into Work Day."

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MidnaLink 33

Did the others recognize him? Or was he wearing a face mask and removed it when he was arrested?

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manb91uk 22

I think he might have misunderstood the concept of ‘Bank of Mum and Dad’ somewhat don’t you think?

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ChakatBlackstar 29

That's horrible! Not only is he a criminal, but he's a stupid criminal. Bank robberies nowadays only average a 4000 dollar take even IF you succeed, which most don't due to the amount of security these days. And at a place where he's likely to be recognized too.

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Mortimer14 9

Not too sure about your figures. My bank was robbed of $25,000. They are still looking for the robber two years later. I asked if they were able to slip a dye pack into the loot and was told that they are not allowed to do that (I assume some kind of law that I didn't know about).

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xXDemonWolfXx 13

Probably the “ robbers get pissed when ****** with and might shoot someone” law

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ChakatBlackstar 29

I did say "average". Every once in a while someone does manage to be more successful than most.

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tonyfan00 38

At least he didn't hold you at gun point. That would have been an awkward police report!

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boopingsnoot 24

It's like the inverse of a Scooby Doo episode: the employee pulls off the mask to reveal his meddling kid

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Lobby_Bee 17

You have been joking about how easy it is for you to rob the bank at home?

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Idream 7

Damn, that's bad! You probably shouldn't have talked about your job much at home, like :"I'm counting so much money every day..." :D

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