By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
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MrCT 22

Now was this in you kitchen or an alley it makes a difference, in an alley your son needs to be in jail in your kitchen you self righteous entitled piece of shit of a son need his ass beat and tossed on the streets.

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ajh1800 25

I sincerely hope you smacked him upside the head to knock some damn sense into him...

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ajh1800 25

I sincerely hope you smacked him upside the head to knock some damn sense into him...

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Glowworm56 26

Sounds to me like he was trying to screw you over!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Drive him out of your house and tell him he's on his own from there.

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TxKitten79 10

And did you call the cops? If not, he'll probably do it again. Good luck, OP. Stay safe, even if it is family.

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TxKitten79 10

Yep! There is a drug addict in my family, and one in my husband's. And we have 5 children between us. We don't put up with that nonsense, and those two know it.

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MrCT 22

Now was this in you kitchen or an alley it makes a difference, in an alley your son needs to be in jail in your kitchen you self righteous entitled piece of shit of a son need his ass beat and tossed on the streets.

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Chris Smith_1291676952 8

Firstly, it sounds like it would be a joke or prank. If not, sounds like it's time for your 19 year old son to move out.

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Matt Much 12

Sounds like someone needs to have one of the talks. Bernie Goetz is real, your son needs to quit that crap pronto.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Did he actually attempt to mug you, or was it a joke? If it was serious I assume that he has a drug problem. If it was a joke then who cares?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Damn. Your kid is methed up. Set him straight by hitting him upside the head until it knocks some sense into him.

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Madrias 36

"Congratulations, you just screwed yourself. Pack your shit and leave. I don't care where you go, but you get out of here."

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