Sex and Intimacy: Incel vibes

Incel vibes

By unlucky - 05/08/2009 16:29 - South Africa

Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he didn't want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that, "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country." He then added, "That's exactly why I wouldn't have sex with you." FML

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By I'm_Not_Interested - 06/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Reno

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

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By herpderp - 11/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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Waiting for that special someone

By foreveralone - 10/07/2020 17:04

Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 14:51 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

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By Lisa - 11/08/2018 03:30

Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes I understood why. FML

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If only…

By ActuallyDoneFor - 10/11/2018 10:30 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, my boyfriend and I had a friend over. This friend was talking about how 2 girls were trying to get with him. My boyfriend says, "I wouldn't ever fuck the blonde one, but I would do the other one in a heartbeat." Then, realizing what he said, he hesitantly added "…if I was single." FML

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ChiliRamen 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

Sounds like a conversation I had with a very close friend of mine. Then we ended up dating :-p

qwertyone 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:06

It sounds like he was joking. That or you actually do sleep around too much. For the sake of humanity I hope it's the former.

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fucklifeee 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:52

Girls like you give every other girl a bad name. GOD. YDI for being a *****, even though, since the dude's your friend, he could've been nicer about it.

TheMikeyK 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 15:29

Well said.

NotAnotherOne 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:35

Discussions about sex on FML divide the male population into roughly two camps. There are those who do not have sex as frequently as they desire, and therefore despise girls who are easy to sleep with, yet not easy enough to sleep with them. On the other hand, there are those who do sleep with easy girls, or at least, sleep with a lot of people themselves, and therefore defend them.

lettertjes 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:56

I think it's not a problem for a woman to have had many sexual partners, but then don't go crying when someone says 'hey you have a lot of sexpartners', because they're only saying the truth and not nessecarily calling you a **** or something.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:43

YDI for thinking his virginity was something to hand off to a tramp, or that it needed to be rid of immediately in the first place. Let him make his own decisions, bitch. If he's wanting to get rid of it, try and find him a GIRLFRIEND (or boyfriend). "Oh just go lose it to a ***** already!" - some friend you are. What 125 says.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:47

About the ***** thing, I mean. Not the "it's embarassing for a guy to be a virgin" or that he's "not good enough to have sex" thing. Damn edit limits.