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Indifference

By sad - 13/01/2025 05:00 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML

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By lesler - 20/07/2021 06:01 - Canada

Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 18:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

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By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

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By Tooks - 28/07/2009 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By kinky pinky - 02/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML

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By Lovemynewhaircut - 10/03/2015 18:47 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML

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By thenewgirlfriend - 26/05/2013 14:15 - United States - League City

Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML

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Notice me, please

By Anonymous - 26/02/2025 19:00 - Australia

Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML

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Chazzster 29

Monday 13 January 2025 22:37

Men are usually not that interested in hair. And might not even notice right away a new hair style. Don’t make that a big deal - We are not all alike in what we like… OP, if you meant you were feeling romantic and “in the mood” it’s better to be more verbal (or naked).

Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 14 January 2025 10:44

We are oblivious. Do it for you.

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Chazzster 29

Monday 13 January 2025 22:37

Men are usually not that interested in hair. And might not even notice right away a new hair style. Don’t make that a big deal - We are not all alike in what we like… OP, if you meant you were feeling romantic and “in the mood” it’s better to be more verbal (or naked).

Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 14 January 2025 10:44

We are oblivious. Do it for you.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 16 January 2025 0:07

As long as he loves what's below the surface, right?

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