Intimacy: Inspired

Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By jokersgirl - 21/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Amosatron 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:32

Your boyfriend is a legend!

babyyappld 7

Monday 17 January 2011 12:34

your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!

Comments

MinajMania21 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:59

That's adorable. Guys with a great sense of humor are the best. Bonus for you, he has it in the bedroom too.

rockarolln89 0

Monday 17 January 2011 14:07

marry him...

hideyoself 4

Monday 17 January 2011 14:14

I'm using that from now on :D

MinajMania21 0

Monday 17 January 2011 14:18

So wait, by what all 4 of your FMLs are saying, this morning your boyfriend took a dump shaped like a heart and sent you a picture, then you went over to tell him off, then you guys had sex. When you started to come you said "ah ah ah AH", in which he replied "Staying Alive, Staying Alive". Then when you were all done with sex you guys sat down to talk and he dumped you, and said "you have a different way of looking at life." And it's a pun because u have a lazy eye. Then in the mix of all that, you broke your arm, which forced you into a cast, and since your boyfriend, oh sorry your ex boyfriend, was your only friend you had to sign your own cast. WOW! You do have a ****** up life.

PunxsatownyPhil 0

Monday 17 January 2011 15:24

Did you not see what was on the front page, idiot? The ones with that title were the ones passed by the cast of Skins. Even if you didn't see that, it says it right next to their name.

cyaneyedangel 2

Monday 17 January 2011 14:20

was that before or after you had to sign your own plaster cast through lack of friends, or about the same time he dumped you with a joke about your lazy eye?