"Well you, sir, are a bitchchair." Oh man, think of all the potential insults you can make by slapping together swearwords with random nouns. The possibilities are endless!

That I have to say is one of the best I have heard...props to him... So what was wrong with the item?

Tell him to trade it in at CEX or Game Stop. He won't get as much for it, but it's something...

that really is a fun insult :)) i's laugh too

Not gonna lie, I'm with you there. That insult is hilarious as all hell.

I would have been fired then and there. I laughed too hard.

Gamers these days, so self entitled.

One time I just bought a video game, opened it and realized it wouldn't work for my ps4. 1 hour after I bought it I tried to return it but the ps4 version wasn't there. I was really bummed, but I didn't scream at the cashier, I just sadly left like a decent human being would. And I didn't say "Umm... can I talk to your manager" because I knew the manager would tell me the same thing because that is what a cashier does, they tell us what the manager tells them to say. I am so sorry for that person, but thank you for tolerating it. You have to put up with more rude people than most jobs and you get payed less. You are a hero to society!

**** whistle definition-butt stuff

that's creative I must say. i too can't stop laughing!