Interesting hypothesis

By Anonymous - 08/07/2020 02:02

Today, I found out that my dad has drunkenly told my sister more than once that he doesn’t love either of us, and even then he prefers her over me. All these years I thought I was crazy for thinking I had any kind of daddy issues, but I guess that must be why I’m a phenomenal fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By Mills - 18/01/2010 11:49 - United States

Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 mins of him describing how beautiful she is and how much we look alike and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2014 20:23 - United States - Du Quoin

Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML

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Thanks for sharing your inspiring story, Dad

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 23:00

Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML

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By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

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All in the family

By jerry Jerry Jerry - 15/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML

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News to me

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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Booze-fuelled family drama

By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 11:59

Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML

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Bad women's anatomy

By real nice pal - 09/04/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, I confronted my dad about his horrible attitude toward women. I pointed out that a man with as many sisters and daughters as he has, shouldn’t refer to women who’ve had children as “damaged goods”. He laughed and said, “Ah well, once it’s been blown out, it’s no good to anyone.” Thanks dad. FML

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What the…?

By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 05:00

Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML

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simply #DaBess™ 🤙🏾 3

Wednesday 8 July 2020 2:20

What tf did I just read ?

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 8 July 2020 5:55

Did you just seriously refer to YOURSELF as a phenomenal ****? Nah, if you said others called you that I'd believe you but come on, this is just straight up narcissism.

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simply #DaBess™ 🤙🏾 3

Wednesday 8 July 2020 2:20

What tf did I just read ?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 July 2020 2:46

Hummina, hummina, hummina! I think I need to look into this further. You know, for science!

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 8 July 2020 5:55

Did you just seriously refer to YOURSELF as a phenomenal ****? Nah, if you said others called you that I'd believe you but come on, this is just straight up narcissism.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 July 2020 7:21

It's possible she has been told that. The question is: did those who lavished such praise have the experience to make a credible judgment, or were they noobs who were easily impressed? This case requires further research. Y'know, for science...

bloopaloop 27

Wednesday 8 July 2020 14:50

You need more than n=1. You know, for science. I’ll help support this research!

xbaconator9000x 16

Wednesday 8 July 2020 20:45

I think it was supposed to be sarcasm or a self-jab.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 July 2020 2:32

No, I think she means that she figured out the connection between the lack of attention from her father and why she ***** like a demon. I think she's just stating a fact.