Kids, Health and Injury: Iron Man

Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 06:01

Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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By smashed - 24/09/2012 14:33 - United States

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

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Wham!

By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:56 - United States - Hermiston

Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

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By DJ - 07/04/2013 18:52 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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Patsy

By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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muichini 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:22

I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.

xCrackerx 3

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:41

Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.

Comments

HopelesslyFAIL 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 2:00

YDI sorry man but if u say ur iron man its tempting not to kick u in the balls in but like YOUR NOT IRON MAN NOW BIZNACH! PWND

muleesha 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 3:44

ill assume ur bro is like, 5-8 max. & knows his superhero shizz claiming youre some hero+a bro who shows interest in inflicting pain=him testing you & REAL pain

Panther_fml 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 6:03

XD YDI for lying to your brother XD

mo_the_owl 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 9:33

YDI for not knowing Iron Man has no "powers" without his suit.

Masenko7 12

Wednesday 16 December 2009 11:34

way to go, Iron Man :)

Banez 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 14:15

Hahaha... Too bad you didn't get it on video. That would be perfect for failblog.org!

EnzoMatrix 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 14:42

I'm driving Audis because I'm Tony Stark

RMC000 7

Wednesday 16 December 2009 18:58

You totally deserved it. Anyone knows little kids will test anything you say.

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 16 December 2009 19:41

There are only two counters for the nut-buster - the infamous nipple cripple or a grapple followed by the noogie of doom. Further hostility should be followed up by a massive wedgie, but swirlies should be avoided at all costs, as they're more likely to get you in trouble.