Kids, Health and Injury: Iron Man

Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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You deserved it 38 483

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 06:01

Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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You deserved it 3 144

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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By smashed - 24/09/2012 14:33 - United States

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

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You deserved it 6 401

Wham!

By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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You deserved it 420

By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:56 - United States - Hermiston

Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

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You deserved it 3 269

By DJ - 07/04/2013 18:52 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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You deserved it 418

Patsy

By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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You deserved it 174

muichini 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:22

I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.

xCrackerx 3

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:41

Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.

Comments

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:07

# 57 true

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 9:43

well i guess you lack the oh great and mighty "BALLS OF STEEL"

hellspawn666 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 15:06

dont **** with a kids ironman

iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3

Friday 25 March 2011 7:22

haha iron man ? haha next time tell him you're colossus from the X-Men, he'll probably try and shoot you ! xD

daddyusmc 0

Monday 2 May 2011 1:40

That made me lol

FAYUL12345100 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 22:22

Maybe that wasn't too smart, but did he seriously deserve to get kicked in the balls? No, he didn't.

MandathePanda24 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:50

Well! Did you fall on the floor in pain or did you just stand there and say told ya!! If I were you even though imma girl and don't know what that feels like I woulda stould there and laughed at him instead of crying because it hurt so bad

HandHanzo 3

Saturday 19 November 2011 19:22

This reminds me of a scene from Venture Bros., when the Six Million Dollar Man got kicked in the 'nads by Brock Samson. "Bionic, huh? Let's see HOW bionic..."