Love: Is this a job interview? - FML

Is this a job interview?

By devdevdev - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Brazil - Santa Maria

Today, I went on a date with this girl. Turns out she's a software developer too. Our date became a technical discussion. FML

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MzZombicidal 36

Wednesday 2 July 2014 12:36

At least you two have something in common! It could have just been a super awkward, quiet date!

Wizardo 33

Wednesday 2 July 2014 12:38

That was just C++ for 'she wants the (D:)'

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 10 April 2022 5:41

Hey, at least you've got something in common! Better than awkward silence. :D

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