Love, Transportation and Harassment: Is this why they hate millennials? Because we won't date them?

Is this why they hate millennials? Because we won't date them?

By Graverobber - 23/11/2018 14:00

Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 012

You deserved it 290

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 947

You deserved it 84

By BrokeandDesperate - 06/12/2011 07:03 - United States

Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 489

You deserved it 8 286

Tsk Tsk

By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 920

You deserved it 290

By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 866

You deserved it 15 970

By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 730

You deserved it 6 802

This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 473

You deserved it 93

How very dare you?

By GotGasNotLuck - 05/05/2015 10:50 - Australia - Girraween

Today, at my job in a gas station, a customer who had previously driven off without paying came in to shout abuse at me because I had said in the police statement, "He looks about 60." He is apparently 55. He didn't come in to pay, he came in to swear at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 430

You deserved it 2 249

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Plainsboro

Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 886

You deserved it 5 959

Close shave

By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 199

You deserved it 800

Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 133

You deserved it 13 621

julfunky 29

Friday 23 November 2018 18:12

Nor do you need to know the gender of the parties involved. It doesn’t change anything.

Ghostrui 30

Saturday 17 November 2018 2:54

Bullet dodged.

Comments

Ghostrui 30

Saturday 17 November 2018 2:54

Bullet dodged.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 19 November 2018 16:34

You turned down a free meal just because he's 65? I would have taken the offer, then left claiming I had to go to work. Free food is free food.

Selene1090 26

Friday 23 November 2018 19:46

Going by his aggressive behavior just by the polite rejection, no telling what he would have done had she done anything like that. He would have expected her to sleep with him.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 25 November 2018 2:49

I was kidding.

fjvitt 14

Friday 23 November 2018 15:29

Why, he’s old enough to be your....much, much older brother...

ciph3r 10

Friday 23 November 2018 15:46

Well, just from the description, I do not know the gender of the parties involved. However, you might have missed a chance at a half-way decent time with someone. You never know.

julfunky 29

Friday 23 November 2018 18:12

Nor do you need to know the gender of the parties involved. It doesn’t change anything.

sunnyray812 42

Saturday 24 November 2018 21:43

She definitely wouldn't have a decent time with that guy. He thinks he's entitled to have her. I wouldn't be surprised if he were to try to rape her.

tounces7 27

Sunday 2 December 2018 23:28

Not everyone is okay with a 40 year age difference, either. Like he will most likely be dead by the time she's in her 40s.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 November 2018 16:22

If it’s any consolation, he’d have cursed you if you were 64. Some guys handle rejection very badly by lashing out. Others get their confidence crushed and won’t even try again for months. ;(